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I'd like to say the corporate writing is going well. But the fact I'm writing this instead should give some clue as to how this nightmare is taking shape.

Yesterday I spent the afternoon typing as many different variations of "Corporate Writing - How to" into Google. Today the plan has changed slightly, and I'm Google searching "Corporate Writing - Support Groups". I'm in trouble. Things could turn very bad.

I blame my boss. He was far too confident when he announced in a meeting "Stephen will do all the writing." Or was it me? With my stock answer, "no problem".

So I looked up some long words that I don't understand and am trying to use at least two in each sentence. Maybe I should confess...

Smoking Update: I'll quit tomorrow.